Pastor Tommy Sparger of Northpoint Church in Springfield, MO is mashing up the good word with… fart jokes. I can’t think of… well, really anything lamer than a Christian fart joke. Can you? It stretches the definition of lame until it snaps back and hurts you, and then throws up in its own mouth.
Nevertheless Pastor Tommy will be delivering several sermons in the coming weeks with the theme “Whoopee Cushion Life” and I’ll bet his congregation simply can’t wait! Classics like “Pull My Finger!” “Silent But Deadly!” “Blame it on the Other Guy in the Elevator!” And who can forget “He Who Smelt It Dealt It!”
Christian fart jokes. What a shitty idea. Who would be dumb enough to consider such a series of sermons worth attending? (“Maybe I’ll learn me a lil’ sumpthin’! And there’ll be plenty of fart jokes in case all th’t Jeebus talk gets boring!”). WHY would this seem enticing to anyone???