Called “the most popular overtly Christian act of all time” by the Encyclopedia of Contemporary Christian Music, DC Talk (decent Christian talk) consists of the three lamest fucking rappers on the planet - which gives you an indication of the woeful state of “contemporary Christian music.”

This half hour video compilation from 1991 features the members of DC Talk in rapturous adoration of themselves as they preen for the camera and spout inanities like “I got the vanilla on the outside, but God has blessed me with that chocolate down deep in my soul.” I believe (yes, I do) that this is part of a feature-length film intended for theaters that never found a distributor. Gee, I wonder why.

Dangerous Minds featured a clip from this video last year, but the whole thing recently became available, so we thought we’d really torture the living shit out of our readers.

From the mean streets and malls of Lynchburg Virginia, the musical equivalent of a plastic Jesus: DC Talk.