Stop me if you’ve received one of these before…

Ballofwool says, “So my mate got fired from work a while ago and i convinced him to allow me to post this.”

Well, I’m sure glad his buddy allowed him to post this priceless termination letter. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Ballofwool!

(via Reddit)

That is a termination to be looked back on with pride. You know, once you’re gainfully employed again.

I dunno which is better - writing pi on a pizza or covering your face in cake mix and shouting I’m Rick James Bitch! :-D

@Doug Flint

It really *is* something to take pride in.

I <i>AM</i> looking for an assistant….

could only recite pi to the 46th digit; brilliant reason to get upset!  Fuck Domino’s

Hope the guy was in college. Reminds me of a night before final exams….once…wouldn’t we all want to be Rick James?

I want to live in a world where everything in this is true please make it so mr wizard

I, too, want to live in a world where this is true… but, sadly, I don’t.

I do live in a world where it made me smile, though.

“bovine and porcine”

Between that and the digits of pi, he’s gotta be kinda bright. No wonder he’s angry working in pizza hut.

God I wish I had something like this (all I did was piss in the caseroom at Grand Central Cameras).

Was it Ignatious J Reilly?

Too self-consciously clever and smirky to be real. As such, not funny.

See, Corporations and Republicans don’t like smart people, smart people don’t vote Republican.

Not buying Domino’s Pizza anymore…

He’s HIRED!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEKEE

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