In this spandexcellent video, Poison perform “Rock Like A Rocker” on L.A. cable TV.

If you’re gonna rock, you oughta rock like a rocker as opposed to rocking like…I don’t know… a tuna fish sandwich.

Filmed sometime around 1985 before the release of their debut album, these Jennifer Beals wannabes look like they’re auditioning for Flashdance, Smell The Glove or the “before” video for a penis enlargement product.

This sucks like a sucker. But it is funny.