No, this is not an April Fool’s Day joke, it’s a real product you can actually purchase on Amazon, should you require it…

This reviewer, “Master Oliver C. Doubleday” AKA “Tico,” I think says it best:

“I used to be ashamed of my willy. People used to point and yell ‘What an unkept willy!’ I was bullied at school. But then I bought the Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit, and now, instead, people yell ‘What a fantastic willy!’ and all my friends think I’m really cool.”

Don’t forget to order a Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher, too.

Via Popbitch