There is a light that will go out eventually. You can pre-order this delightful, limited edition Morrissey candle from The Occulter. And if you think you can do better pun than that let us know in the comments.

Thanks to Stuart Lorimer.

Doesn’t really look like him.

Yes the candle is smiling.

At that price it would drive me mad to see it dripping all over his face.

This Candle Man
A Candle You Can Leave By The Cemetary Gates
Hey Mozza, I’ll Make a Candle of You Yet
This Candle “Will Go Out Tonight”
Frankly Mr. Shankly, I’m A Candle
The Candle Is Dead
Shoplifters of the World Alight
Candlehead
Hair___ On Fire

Ideal for a candle-lit roast.

It looks black. Which means Morrissey would hate it. Big racist strikes again.

Stop Me If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before -  Flaming homo.  (It’s a joke lightin’ up)  get it?  Lightin’ up?  Ahh,  “What Difference Does It Make”,  “That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore”.

Did some shopping around
Bang Your Head Accessories has a limited supply of Kevin DuBrow lighbulb stands for $75
(while they last)

http://oi51.tinypic.com/29dikax.jpg

Hairdresser on fire?

Heat is murder.

Wick Is A Four Letter Word

And here I thought the light shone out if his behind?

Can’t believe nobody beat me to that.

Hah, win ^

I’ve just realised who this candle actually looks like - Sideshow Bob.

Golden Lights
This light has opened my eyes
sweet and tender halogen lamp

Looks like him to me. Black sheep put this comparison pic on their facebook https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150286196873270&set=pt.153547573269&type=1&theater;