If these were the movie posters, would you still go and see the film?

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The last one should have an “alternate quote” from women… Haven’t actually seen it yet, but that quote makes me want to.
—a woman

Great!  Now I’m going to have “My Lovely Horse” playing in my head all day.

Shame and We Need to Talk About Kevin were not nominated for any Oscars.

“My Lovely Horse” the song is probably a hard-nosed and cynical piece of work compared to “Warhorse” the movie.

Also, Fassbender’s penis notwithstanding, Shame is the Passion of the Christ and the Reefer Madness of sex addiction films.

It should be “George Clooney Finally Admits he’s in the CIA!”

Most of these make me want to see the movies even more.

This just makes me want to crank out more movie posters.

First “My Lovely Horse” was denied at Eurovision and now this indignity.  If only they had removed the sax solo….

I had two ex-pat British friends in the 80s who called her “Margaret Thatcher the old milk snatcher”. “Total Bitch” is a perfect title for an honest bio-pic but it looks like this one has been white-washed to make her look heroic for some stupid and ill-advised reason. Meryl Streep gets two thumbs down from me for this blunder.

Anyone else sexually aroused by Margaret Thatcher? I’m just asking, for a friend…...