Did you see Jesus? Vote now.

Yes…a crucifixion as a ‘sign of comfort’...very comforting! A truly horrific method of torture and execution, how it reassures me! I’m so glad God chooses this benign imagery to comfort us!

/sarcasm off

I don’t need to point out that the vines simply cling to the structure created by the utility company, do I? Or maybe the utility company is a divine agent? It certainly is newsworthy!

/I know, I said sarcasm off. Sorry!

The vines have been removed

But did he buy the boat?

I love how slow the news days get out there in the middle of America.

Here in Brooklyn, there’s so much shit going on, we have a channel for our boro, and another one for all of NYC.

I envy SW Louisiana and how the TV station has time to cover vaguely Jesus-shaped vines.

Should have paid the bill.

Jesus Christ Superconductor

Stephanie, you are TOO COOL! OMGGGGGGGG BROOKLYN!

Oh no!!  They crucified Swamp Thing!

So far in the voting: Do you see Jesus on the pole?
yes 77% no 13% maybe 10%

It’s a full on crucifixion all the way around the pole!!!!! Oh my God!!!! What does it mean?

Oh em gee - having a channel for your boro is like SO ‘97! My whole life is so freakin interesting I have a channel JUST FOR MY BEDROOM.

And the new edition of Fortean Times has an excellent compendium of recent Jesus spottings - on a banana skin, a drain pipe, a frying pan and even a cornfield.

Jesus has been appearing an awful lot lately, so just in case, I need to ask: if Jesus appears in a bowel movement, what do I do?  I mean . . . would it be a sin to flush, or do I bring people over to look, maybe put it on ebay, consult my Bible, have it shellacked and wear it as a pendant?

God is everywhere and in all things.

You mean that a cross beam is shaped like a cross?  It’s a miracle.

@ rosko:

Damn, you beat me to the Swamp Thing comment.

you just know that some indie band is gonna name themselves “Telephone Pole Jesus.”