‘Stormin’ The Gates of Hell’ : the rock and roll apocalypse of Pastor Steve Winter

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Winterband are an Apostolic Pentecostal rock group led by a ZZ Top-looking religious zealot and badass named Steve Winter. A fire and brimstone nutjob with a beard more flammable than a Rhode Island nightclub, Winter makes Jimmy Swaggart seem like the voice of reason. His hatefilled diatribes against other religious sects, his extreme and bizarre views on Christian doctrine, his appalling attitude toward women, his dozens of wacky internet sites, and numerous lawsuits against anyone who questions his legitimacy as a religious prophet, portray a man who is operating in the void left by Jim Jones, David Koresh and Marshall Applewhite (Heaven’s Gate cult). Within the Pentecostal community, Winter has accrued an enemies list so long it makes Nixon’s look like a haiku.

Visit his website and you’ll get a glimpse into the brain of one angry and ugly Bible thumper, seething with self-righteous disdain for virtually every sentient being on the planet.

Winter’s a third-rate hustler, a pious three-card Monty player on the backstreets of holy salvation. The Steve Winter FAQ provides an interesting insight to the nature of his internet spamming and scamming. Google the dude. He’s everywhere, even appearing on religious-themed dating websites.

Clearly, this guy gives me the creeps and that’s why I find him so compelling. His particular strain of holier-than-thou sermonizing coupled with shitty apocalyptic hard rock is far more doom-laden than most Christian rock. His 70s style riffage and uber right wing politics make him the perfect opening act for teabaggin’ asswipe Ted Nugent.
 

 

 

 
thanks Richard Citroen

Posted by Marc Campbell | 11 Comments
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Aug 03, 2010
a rose is a rose says:

over 800 pages INCLUDING the table of contents!

the only other thing i have to say is the dude is a tad more articulate than the dude running for governor of tennessee (basil marceaux) but he’s just as funny

Aug 03, 2010
misterhorsey says:

Only listened to a bit of the first track.

But! Its like an evil version of Crazy Horse from some pentecostal parallel universe!

Aug 03, 2010
keith says:

This just made my morning. “Hippie on Grandma’s Wall”
Priceless!

Aug 03, 2010
James says:

Why do these cult leaders’ bands all try to (unsuccessfully) sound like
Bad Company and the Allman brothers

Aug 03, 2010
KOKOFREAKBEAN says:

these burly critters are a mighty influence on the spiritual testicles of the computer g-jack. the cold, hard evidence (our new album):
http://computerjesusrefrigerator.bandcamp.com/

Aug 04, 2010
Adam says:

Jesus! can someone clearly delineate the line between good and evil, that would help me understand this and other types of music

Aug 04, 2010
Willis Reed says:

Is this guy related to Edgar Winter?

Aug 04, 2010
Sarah Jesudason says:

Using an event that killed 100 people as a punchline about someone’s beard isn’t cool.

Aug 05, 2010
Marc Campbell says:

Sarah,

I’m not cool.

Aug 12, 2010
Bro. Steve Winter says:

But how do you know that it is the *REAL* WinterBand?

Niteclub joke not cool.

Oct 20, 2011
Rufus Cranton says:

Beware of this devilish, satanic, scum music.  When I played these songs backwards, they told me let my beard grow and hang out with Rastafarians.  These songs are demonic enough forwards, but backwards… whew!  Watch out!  My beard got so long that there were birds living in it and everything!  Rock is the devil’s music anyway.  Not sure why Christian rockers try to be cool by playing the devil’s music with gospel lyrics.

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