‘Cause even dictators need a Plan B!  Deep inside Mount Baekdusa, North Korea’s most feared beloved leader Kim Jong-Il has quietly been excavating for himself a private cave so large and accommodating, it can apparently store fighter jets, helicopters, and what I’m sure is a vast collection of Bond and Rambo films.

According to Andrei Chang, a military analysis expert at the Kanwa Information Centre’s Hong Kong bureau,

We believe this would be the last place that the present regime would retreat to and try to conduct a campaign such as we are presently seeing in Afghanistan.  And if the worst came to the worst, he added, the Chinese border is a short helicopter flight away and Beijing is expected to offer Kim and his closest aides sanctuary.

What’s been prompting Kim Jong-Il’s need for so vast a cave?  Some possibilities: a joint military invasion by forces from the US and South Korea, a coup by his own military, or, as hard as it might be to imagine, an uprising from his own people. 

 
Kim Jong-Il’s Secret Military Hideout Discovered Inside Mountain