Prat in the (Cowboy) Hat: What if Rick Perry wrote Dr. Seuss’ books?
12.14.2011
11:41 am

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If he did, I’m pretty certain they would read like this. You can see more Rick Perry Seussifications at BuzzFeed.
 

 

 

Posted by Tara McGinley | 2 Comments
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Dec 14, 2011
daupo says:

... and then there’s the one where the Lorax is the villain.

Dec 14, 2011
gp says:

It’s cooler than frozen dogshit to forget where the money went and dump a throwback from the dark ages into the faggot pile. Stretch out the bodies on planks and such with primitive forms of waterboarding and toes in iron clamps, nipples pinched and cut off with a pair of red hot tongs.

satire

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