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Goddamn!!!! With yo goddamn kids, and yo goddamn lies!!!

I mean - not for nothing, but she’s clearly not all there, right?

Sit down and quit acting a damn fool!

Somebody call the Tea Party, they just suffered a political schizm.

Nope, that looks about right.  I moved to Alabama, give me strength, and that would seem normal round here.

I ain’t from round these parts…

“she’s clearly not all there, right? “

Well, she _is_ from Alabama.

I gotta say, those seem to be about the nicest cops I’ve ever seen.

Hey, if you have an arrest in Alabama that doesn’t involve a meth lab, it can put you in a good mood for the rest of the day.

Good lord, this made me laugh out loud.  Those are indeed the nicest cops around. 

Thanks for sharing!

She’s seriously saying “turn it off”. She just doesn’t have the benefit of a full set of teeth with which to be understood cleary.