Here’s an awesome quote from the Christian-themed movie Second Glance.
 
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(Thanks, Howard Hallis!)

 
Who doesn’t want a fuck-shit-stack? I do! Obviously NSFW.
 
Thank you Taylor Jessen!

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Robocop (20th Anniversary Collector’s Edition)

 
Here’s a heartwarming video of a little boy trying to grasp the concept of “husbands and husbands.”

This moment was captured the day after Thanksgiving. We bought our flip cam two days before and were testing it out. We were on our way to the kitchen when Calen stopped us to ask for help washing his hands.

 
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He’s damn serious about it, too! Watch this fantastic and bust-a-gut funny video from Jameson Notodo Film Fest.
 
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Like a waking dream you can’t control no matter how hard you try.
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This 1969 IHOP ad was clearly made for a… niche audience. How they got away with such blatant psychedelic pandering is beyond me.

(Sloshpot: 1969 IHOP Ad on LSD)

 

 
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From Masks From Around the World:

Searching for eternal youth? Want to get rid of those unsightly wrinkles? After a thin layer of lotion is put on your face (for the contact points), the amazing Rejuvenique Anti-wrinkle Facial Toning Machine is turned on and electrical pulses send shocks into the facial muscles. This stimulation is claimed to slow or reverse the aging process of the face. A TV info commercial featuring Linda Evans sells the kit for $200.

 
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Amusing clock by artist Chris Dimino:

Every hour Jack breaks through the door and the and the famous line ‘Here’s Johnny’ plays followed by the scream of Shelly Duvall.

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Delightful! How to torture a polar bear while wearing a polar bear hat. Why didn’t I think of this?
 
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Here’s a frightening photo blog dedicated to those creepy mall Easter bunnies.
 
Easter Bunnies Will Steal Your Soul
 
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the cinema… there’s Birdemic: Shock and Terror, which I maliciously tricked Jason Louv into seeing last night. But what I didn’t know—why would anyone know this?—is that James Nguyen, “The Master of the Romantic Thriller”™ who, uh, created Birdemic, actually directed an earlier movie in 2003 called Julie & Jack.

I haven’t seen it—and seriously doubt that I ever will—but apparently, Julie is actually dead and her brain and personality are stored in a computer. This is what Jack is all upset about. Apparently. (Note that actress Tippi Hedren is in both of Nguyen’s movies).