“David Brent” and “Gareth Keenan”
 

“Eddie Murphy”
 

“Pete Doherty”
 

“Peaches Geldof”
 

In today’s business you want quick results and quick service so welcome to the new Fake Faces Ltd. website designed with speed and efficiency in mind. This website will instantly give you a quotation for your lookalike request, whether it is just for one celebrity lookalike or for multiple looka-alikes it is instantly available here at the click of your mouse. We have a copyrighted formula to calculate all your entered details which will give you an instant quotation that includes all expenses so you are just left with knowing exactly what the final price is. There are no hidden costs with Fake Faces Ltd.

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Here’s an inexplicable photo-blog dedicated to Bea Arthur, mountains and pizza?
 
Previously on Dangerous Minds: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich
 
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Just for the gorgeous stereo sound alone. So relaxing !
 
Thx Brian Morishita

 
Who knew Louis Farrakhan was a happening Calypso singer as a young man? Before there was “Lola” or “Take A Walk On The Wild Side”  there was The Charmer’s own composition “Is She Is Or Is She Ain’t” wherein the future Nation of Islam leader grapples with gender identity politics over a festive jam. Yay ?
 

 
Bonus B-Side: “Back to Back”. A song about a zombie jamboree, natch.
 

thx Suzy Beal !

 
Here’s an awesome quote from the Christian-themed movie Second Glance.
 
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(Thanks, Howard Hallis!)

 
Who doesn’t want a fuck-shit-stack? I do! Obviously NSFW.
 
Thank you Taylor Jessen!

This semiotic overload brought to you by Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Robocop (20th Anniversary Collector’s Edition)

 
Here’s a heartwarming video of a little boy trying to grasp the concept of “husbands and husbands.”

This moment was captured the day after Thanksgiving. We bought our flip cam two days before and were testing it out. We were on our way to the kitchen when Calen stopped us to ask for help washing his hands.

 
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He’s damn serious about it, too! Watch this fantastic and bust-a-gut funny video from Jameson Notodo Film Fest.
 
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Like a waking dream you can’t control no matter how hard you try.
via Cyriak

This 1969 IHOP ad was clearly made for a… niche audience. How they got away with such blatant psychedelic pandering is beyond me.

(Sloshpot: 1969 IHOP Ad on LSD)

 

 
via Bookdwarf, Thx Ned R. !

 
From Masks From Around the World:

Searching for eternal youth? Want to get rid of those unsightly wrinkles? After a thin layer of lotion is put on your face (for the contact points), the amazing Rejuvenique Anti-wrinkle Facial Toning Machine is turned on and electrical pulses send shocks into the facial muscles. This stimulation is claimed to slow or reverse the aging process of the face. A TV info commercial featuring Linda Evans sells the kit for $200.

 
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