Via Copyranter, here’s a particularly uh… manly ad.
This is my rifle, this is my gun…“Jimmy’s got a Big Dick. Mark’s got a Big Dick. C’mon Mom, it’s FREE!!!” A “powerful but harmless” gun, it was 23 inches long, 9 inches high and made of iron. At the height of W W One, every boy in town wanted to kill Huns with a fucking Big Dick Gun.