Did you hear about the idiot couple in Chattooga County, Ga., who gave tattoos to six of their seven children? Yup, Patty “Jo Jo” Marsh and Jacob Bartels, decided to give their kids—one just 10 years old—crude, prison-style cross-shaped tats using an old tattoo gun and a guitar string. When the biological mother of two of the children got wind of this, she reported the duo to Family and Children Services. Marsh and Bartels were arrested three days after Christmas and charged with three counts each of illegal tattooing, second-degree child cruelty and reckless conduct.

Sez Jo Jo: ?