“If you’re going to show it, make sure it’s worth seeing.”  Thank you, internet, you’ve once again answered my prayers!  On my “Penis Pants Fridays,” no longer will I bend over, ashamed, for a can of baked beans at TJ’s!

The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield, created by designer Kimberly Brewer, is a stylish cover that prevents any unfortunate butt-crack revelations.  Made of hypo-allergenic denim, and decorated with studs and rhinestones for added bling, the Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield is applied directly to the skin, and sits above the waistband protecting the wearer’s modesty and morals like a tiny, fashionable nun.

The ‘Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield’ Solves Unsightly Bum Crack Problems