Pastor Steven L Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church (and Teabagger) preaches that men must urinate while standing up.  This is what being a man is all about. And it’s emblematic of everything that’s wrong in the world. Apparently. And did you know that President Obama probably pees sitting down. too? That’s what the good reverend thinks! How he knows this, I can’t say.
 

 
This has to be one of the most bizarre (and meaningless!) sermons ever delivered in a Christian church. And he’s got more of ‘em! Check out his diatribe against women wearing pants below. It’s almost as good. What were the parishoners thinking when this guy went off like this? And YES, this is the same guy who was tazed at the border last year and the same idiot how prayed for Obama’s death. I suspect this won’t be the last we hear from him, what do you think?

I think he’s a bell end!
 

 
Pastor Steven L. Anderson on George Bush and homosexuals
 
Steven Anderson prays for President Obama to die
 
Via Christian Nightmares

Shouldn’t that be, “Must stand up while urinating”?

The word order makes a big difference! Or is it that real men have wet trouser legs and leave a trail wherever they walk?

I’m confused. I thought his opening argument was that God was going to smite all the men who stand up while pissing.

i think he’s confused.  That has to be the loopiest sermon ever.