Okay, This is even weirder than the hovering pliers-shaped spaceship previously spotted in the UK. You need to *click* on the woman taking a stroll at this Brazilian address: R. Flor de Tipuana - Santa Terezinha. Then look at what happens.

This is just odd, right?  But what is even stranger are the events Redditors noticed on Google Street View that follow:

Redditor anexanhume says: “I offer the following without comment.”

Redditor squidesquide then points out: “Now I feel bad for her.”

Finally, Redditor danc4498 notices: “I feel like these people are laughing at her.”

Jeez, I hope she’s all right! . 

(via reddit)

 
Watch the video first before you answer that. This might be the single worst thing you’ll ever see in your life.

Seriously, I’ve seen cuter videos of kittens being tortured. If that’s not enough to warn you off hitting “play,” then go ahead, it’s your life. Just don’t expect to be able to scrub these images out of your mind, ever.

Note that they are speaking English and yet subtitles are still required!
 

 
Texan drag sensation Christeene Vale is back and she’s durtier than ever. “African Mayonnaise” is taken from her upcoming album Waste Up Knees Down - and while she may not be crawling out of a butthole a lá the video for “Bustin’ Brown”, I think there’s some sort of commentary going on here. I’m not sure exactly what but I guess it has something to do with life in modern, late-capitalist America? 

I am your new celebrity
I am your new America
I am the piece of filthy meat
That you take home and treat to yourself

I don’t feel like there’s been a drag act this out-there (and hence exciting!) in a looong time, and I await her full length album with glee (no, not the stupid show). We’ll be doing our best to get an exclusive interview with Christeene for DM, or even better her “handler” Paul Soileau, so keep your eyes and ears peeled.

But for now, just check out the video. “African Mayonaise” is good. No, it’s better than good, it’s great - I’d say it’s Christeene’s best video yet. As she rides roughshod over some nasty synth horns and slick dubstep beats, we see some real world reactions to this, ahem, unusual character, including getting chased out of a mall by a cop on a Segway, being heckled by Christians and being assaulted by a member of the Church Of Scientology. You GO girl!

Christeene “African Mayonnaise” NSFW
 

 
Previously on DM:
Sexual terrorism and drag de-evolution with Christeene

After the jump, Christeene’s very naughty “Nun’s Litany”...

 
Redditor dktastic says he found this on the windshield of his car. This zany eaflet reads like a perverted Nigerian spam email, doesn’t it?

(via reddit)

 
Just wait for it! BTW, how in the hell is this still up on YouTube?!

 
(via reddit)

 
What better way to freak the hell out of your house guests than with Dan Witz’s What the %$#@? Goat decal.

The WTF Michael “grate” graphic is backed by 1/8” thick plastic that lifts the art piece off the wall giving it a 3-D quality. 4 self-adhesive, removable 3M mounting squares are included for installation.

The decal sells for $30.00 over at Blick.

(via My Modern Metropolis)

 
Hard to say exactly what is going on here, but I like it. And yeah, I stole the title from D-listed because I had no clue what to call this baffling image. “Hot Slut” seemed appropriate. 

(via Twisted Vintage)

 
Yeah, I really don’t know what’s going on here either. Happy Friday!

Read the lyrics.

 
And yep, there’s a remix for that!

 
(via BuzzFeed)

 
File under “Quite Odd”: Comedian—and perennial presidential candidate—Pat Paulsen appears in black face, telling ethnically insensitive jokes in a 1974 appearance on The Merv Griffin Show that never aired… for reasons that should be rather obvious.

Griffin and guest actor Doug McClure (who seems a bit drunk) actually walk off the stage in nervous embarrassment, but upon his return at the end, Merv fires off a great improv’d line.
 

 
Here’s an odd image circulating the Internet. Does anyone know where this is from?

Update: It’s a still from Rescued from an Eagle’s Nest. Thanks for the comments! BTW, I found this painting below while searching the image.

(via KMFW via Retrogasm)

 
Fox News’ Shep Smith, who from time to time proves that he’s actually a sensitive, thinking human being with empathy for others (unlike the vast majority of the ideologues he works with), and Juan Williams, speak the unvarnished truth about what’s going on in Wisconsin. They actially stick up for the little guy! On Fox fucking News! For reals. You won’t believe it!

Watch this. No really, watch this. It’s not often that you’re going to hear something like this on Fox News, so savor it while you can.

“They were promised this. They worked all their lives for this.” [<--Can you imagine the hate mail Smith will get for that alone???]

"I'm not taking a side on this, I'm just telling you what's going on…to pretend this is about a fiscal crisis in the state of Wisconsin is malarkey." [<--Think he'll have an uncomfortable moment around the water cooler with Sean Hannity over letting that one slip out???]

Maybe my TV is broken or something?
 

 

 
As James St. James says over at the fab World of Wonder site this “Must be seen to be believed.” Rock Hudson and Bea Arthur sing about acid, weed, cocaine and booze in the song “Everybody Today Is Turning On”, a toe-tapping moment from Bea Arthur’s Emmy-nominated TV special, aired on 19 January 1980, on CBS. The song comes   from the 1977 Broadway Musical I Love My Wife.
 
Previously on DM

 
Via World of Wonder
 

 
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

Where do I begin with this movie? I can’t. Just watch.

Funky Forest

(via Mister Honk)

 
Last kitteh post… I swear! The final photo makes me a bit uncomfortable.

(via Nerdcore)

 
Sweet Jesus is this funny!