Surreal self-help guru Paul Crik’s been killin’ it lately with his basically nonsensical New Agey affirmations taking the online world by storm. This weekend, “Killin’ It with Paul Crik” was Johnny Dee’s top Internet pick of the week at the Guardian:

Killin’ It, in the words of internet philosopher Paul Crik, is “the soughtafter peaceful union of the free individual with functioning society” or perhaps “spiritual fullness unfettered by the reigns of institutionalism”. It is also Roger Federer’s audacious between-his-legs shot at the US Open or the woman who grew her fingertip back. Delivered in a series of blog entries and short YouTube clips, Crik may be taking a comedic swipe at America’s self-help industry, but he’s still full of life-enhancing brainhacks. Any situation, he says, can be faced by remembering three key phrases: “this is it”, “fuck it” and “it is what it is”; oh, and it’s important that you have all three phrases “in your heart”. Elsewhere he’s a bit more blatant, encouraging swearing at babies and comparing Koran-burning pastor Terry Jones to Yosemite Sam. Just by visiting this website you will, in fact, be killin’ it.

Agreed! Here’s his latest, a meditation on passive-aggressive behavior wherein Paul takes a deeper look at himself:
 

 
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Paul Crik never ceases to amaze me. We’re definitely Killin’ It! with Paul Crik over here at Dangerous Minds.
 
Previously on Dangerous Minds:
There Are No Gurus: ‘Killin’ It!’ with Paul Crik

 
Tara just asked me, “Who is Paul Crik?”

I told her that she’d “find out” and so will you. Then you, too, will be killin’ it.

Achievement is like a cell phone, your success depends upon your range. — Paul Crik

Belief is the acceptance that every one else knows as little as you. — Paul Crik

First you cry, then you fly, then you cry while flying. — Paul Crik

For me life is not like a box of chocolates, it’s like a train car full of dynamite. — Paul Crik

Gravity is your only true burden, the rest are inventions of esteem. — Paul Crik

If life is an empty cup. . . Fill it, Chill it, Swill it. . . Kill it. — Paul Crik

It’s not eating that’s a problem. It’s feeding. — Paul Crik

It’s not my way, it’s not the way, it’s your way. — Paul Crik

Sometimes you have to go down low to climb up high. — Paul Crik

Stay the course only works if you know what course you’re on. — Paul Crik

There’s a fine line between being poised and being poisoned. — Paul Crik

This is my hell. There are a lot like it, but this is mine. — Paul Crik

Thoughts are just outlines… actions color them in. — Paul Crik

Vigor is the assumption that you may be right on all accounts. — Paul Crik

When you can’t see what’s around you, try to see what’s within you. — Paul Crik

You need to brace yourself before you embrace yourself. — Paul Crik

“They” is an illusion created by “you” to protect “me.” — Paul Crik

 
 
KIllin’ It! with Paul Crik(there are a few dozen of these videos there)

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