Good job, CautionLowSign! The only thing mini-Colbert seems to be missing are his wire frame glasses.
 
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Yep! It’s a Stephen Colbert couch to liven up your living room by Etsy seller Matt Charlan. The couch is priced at $2,008.87 (for now). It might work nicely with the demon rug.

People will gravitate to the percise place in the room looking for where the face is most accurate. While you round them up make sure your finger is ready on the dead switch to the trap door to you basement where you keep all Colbert Couch huff puff nay sayers.

The price of the couch is automatically calculated using a sophisticated algorithm like Goldman used to inflate its assets (Way to drop $300 M on facebook, Goldman). The price is directly proportional to the number of people who look at this listing.

 
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We don’t have intellectuals in America, but we have brilliant comedians like Colbert who can slice it right to the bone. Bravo!

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