‘Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it’: Dracula’s ‘Gay Magic’
10.19.2011
06:19 am

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Amusing
Movies
Queer

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vampires
Dracula


 
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Marilyn Monroe bitten by vampire
06.05.2011
10:27 am

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Amusing

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JFK
Marilyn Monroe
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John F. Kennedy


 
Provenance unknown.

(via Kraftfuttermischwerk.de)

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Awesome eBay baby auction: Vampire ‘reborn’ doll
08.05.2010
02:00 pm

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Amusing
Unorthodox

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WTF
vampires
Twilight
reborn dolls

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Sorry, folks! The auction is over! Some lucky soul paid $115 for this blood-sucking reborn doll. Here’s the description below:

GORGEOUS TWILIGHT BABY

HIS FANGS ARE SECURED INTO HIS MOUTH BUT CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN WHEN USING HIS MODIFIED PACIFIER AND BOTTLE OF FAKE ANIMAL BLOOD.

IF YOU CHOOSE TO CHANGE HIS NAME LET ME KNOW AT TIME OF ADOPTION AND IT CAN BE PUT ON HIS ADOPTION PAPERS.

My gawd.

Click here to see the original eBay listing and more delightful ohmygodgorunandhide photos.

(via Regretsy )

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