‘Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it’: Dracula’s ‘Gay Magic’

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Provenance unknown.
(via Kraftfuttermischwerk.de)
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Sorry, folks! The auction is over! Some lucky soul paid $115 for this blood-sucking reborn doll. Here’s the description below:
GORGEOUS TWILIGHT BABY
HIS FANGS ARE SECURED INTO HIS MOUTH BUT CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN WHEN USING HIS MODIFIED PACIFIER AND BOTTLE OF FAKE ANIMAL BLOOD.
IF YOU CHOOSE TO CHANGE HIS NAME LET ME KNOW AT TIME OF ADOPTION AND IT CAN BE PUT ON HIS ADOPTION PAPERS.
My gawd.
Click here to see the original eBay listing and more delightful ohmygodgorunandhide photos.
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