“Mom, Can I Have a Big D**k?”

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Via Copyranter, here’s a particularly uh… manly ad.

This is my rifle, this is my gun…“Jimmy’s got a Big Dick. Mark’s got a Big Dick. C’mon Mom, it’s FREE!!!” A “powerful but harmless” gun, it was 23 inches long, 9 inches high and made of iron. At the height of W W One, every boy in town wanted to kill Huns with a fucking Big Dick Gun.

(Copyranter: “Mom, Can I Have a Big D**k?”)